Big Deck Energy: How Not to Bore Everyone to Death

A presenter silhouetted against a pink screen reading Big Deck Energy in a packed auditorium

Picture this. It’s the late 90’s, maybe even the early 2Ks and presentation decks are being built and presented all over America using PowerPoint. It was the standard and it was good, and by all accounts it is still good. Those presenters or their assistants or their marketing teams worked hard on decks that did a lot of heavy lifting.  Let’s face it, our attention spans were significantly longer back then and the design aesthetic of the average person was forgiving enough so presentations were not scrutinized the way they are today. Presentations have always been designed to influence, connect and convert the audience to “yes” or some appropriate equivalent. In 2026 that has become particularly difficult because of the shorter attention spans, and, thanks to social media which has turned literally everyone into a creator, everyone is now a creative director.

Look, we need to talk about your slide decks — those digital presentation monstrosities that have collectively stolen approximately 47 million hours of human life that could have been spent doing literally anything else. Do we even know why we call them “slide decks”?

Here’s the thing: slide decks don’t have to suck. In fact, when done right, they can actually be… dare we say… good? Let’s fix your deck game.

What Are We Even Using These Things For?

We are using them to influence, connect and convert audiences to “yes”, but slide decks have infiltrated every corner of professional life like some kind of necessary evil. Here’s where they pop up most:

Business presentations – Sales pitches, quarterly reviews, strategy sessions and other occasions where executives pretend to pay attention while checking their phones.

Educational lectures – Because apparently we can’t learn anything anymore without bullet points and clip art. Is it even called “clipart” anymore?

Conference talks – Your chance to share big ideas with a room full of people who are mostly wondering when lunch is or where Mary and John are sitting.

Pitch decks – The make-or-break moment where you convince investors that your app for monitoring the price of toilet paper as an economic indicator deserves millions of dollars.

Training and onboarding – Welcome to the company, here are 87 slides about our values and where the bathroom is.

Project proposals – Convincing stakeholders that your idea isn’t completely bonkers…backed by charts and graphs.

Marketing presentations – Showing clients why your campaign will definitely go viral this time.

Best Practices (Or: How to Have Actual Big Deck Energy)

One Idea Per Slide, For the Love of All That Is Holy

If your slide looks like a Wikipedia article (no disrespect because we love Wikipedia… but not in slide decks) had a baby with a terms and conditions agreement, you’ve already lost. One main point per slide. That’s it. Your audience can either read or listen to you talk, but they can’t do both simultaneously. Pick one.

Text Is Not Your Friend

You know what’s worse than a wall of text? Nothing. There is nothing worse. If you’re putting full sentences on your slides, you might as well just email everyone a document and cancel the meeting. Use headlines. Use brief phrases. Use keywords. Better yet, use images and talk about the concept instead. It’s why they are called “presentations”…your audience is there to see you present.

Die, Bullet Points, Die

Listen, I know bullet points feel safe. They feel organized. They feel professional. They’re also the visual equivalent of eating plain oatmeal while watching paint dry. Use them only when absolutely necessary, and when you do, keep them short and punchy.

Embrace the Power of White Space

Cramming every millimeter of your slide with content doesn’t make you look thorough — it makes you look panicked. White space is not wasted space. It’s breathing room. It’s elegance. It’s the difference between a cluttered garage and a gallery. Let your content breathe.

Consistency Isn’t Boring, It’s Professional

Pick a color scheme and stick to it. Choose two (maybe three) fonts maximum. Keep your formatting consistent. Visual consistency makes you look like you know what you’re doing, even when you’re internally screaming.

Images > Stock Photo Nonsense

We’ve all seen them: the diverse business team high-fiving in a glass conference room, the lone lightbulb representing “innovation,” the handshake that means “partnership.” Stop it. Use real images, relevant images or create simple graphics. If you must use stock photos, at least make them good ones.

Data Visualization: Keep It Simple, Stupid

Your chart should tell a story at a glance. If someone needs a decoder ring and a PhD to understand your graph, simplify it. Label your axes. Use contrasting colors. Highlight the key takeaway. And please, for the love of everything, no 3D pie charts. Ever.

Animation: Use It Like Hot Sauce

Don’t put that sh*t on everything. A little bit of tasteful animation can emphasize a point or create interest. Too much and you’re basically creating a PowerPoint disco. Builds and transitions should serve a purpose, not just exist because the feature exists.

Know Your Aspect Ratio

Are you presenting on a widescreen display or an old-school projector? Nothing kills your vibe faster than your carefully designed slides getting squashed or stretched like a funhouse mirror. Check your venue specs and design accordingly.

The Appendix Is Your Safety Net

Got detailed data, supporting evidence or technical specs that someone might ask about? Put it in appendix slides after your main presentation. This keeps your core deck clean while giving you backup if questions arise. It’s like presentation insurance.

Tell a Story, Not a Spreadsheet

Even if you’re presenting quarterly earnings, there’s a narrative. Where did you start? What happened? Where are you going? Structure your deck like you’re taking people on a journey, not hitting them with random facts in no particular order.

Practice Your Deck-to-Talk Ratio

Your slides should support what you’re saying, not be what you’re saying. If you can remove yourself entirely and people could understand everything from the slides alone, you’re doing it wrong. The slides are the sidekick, not the hero.

Sound Familiar? It Should.

Here’s the thing nobody tells you: every principle that makes a great slide deck also makes great digital marketing content. Same rules. Different medium. Same goal — influence, connect and convert.

One idea per slide? Your homepage has one job too. One message, one next step, one reason to stay. The moment you try to say everything, you say nothing.

Text is not your friend? Your website visitors aren’t reading your walls of copy either. They’re scanning. They’re skimming. They’re deciding in three seconds whether you’re worth their time — exactly like an audience deciding whether your slide is worth looking at.

White space isn’t wasted space? Neither is a clean, focused service page with room to breathe. Cluttered websites feel exactly like cluttered slides — panicked, not thorough.

Tell a story, not a spreadsheet. Your content strategy needs the same narrative arc. Where does your visitor start? Where are you taking them? What’s the “yes” you’re building toward?

The best presentations and the best digital marketing have always had the same job: earn attention, build trust and make the next step feel obvious. The slide deck just got there first.

Now go forth and create decks with actual big deck energy. Your audiences will thank you. Or at least they won’t hate you, which in the world of presentations, is basically the same thing as “yes”.

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